اضحك

[كول نار]

مرشح نيابة حمصي‏
ذهب الحمصي إلى مكتب الترشيح بالمحافظة، وقال للموظف: إنه يريد أن يرشح نفسه لعضوية مجلس الشعب.‏
نظر الموظف في وجهه الذي تظهر عليه علامات الغفلة، وقال له: أنت مجنون؟‏
فقال الحمصي ببراءة: عفواً يعني الجنون من شروط الترشيح؟!‏

حمصي مغازلجي مسمي نفسه (منشف ريق البنات) ليش؟
من كثر مابيبصقوا بوجهه!

حمصي سأل صاحبه: كيف الوالد؟... بعدين اتذكر انو ميت...
راح سأله: طب هو بعده بنفس المقبرة؟
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[mostfi]

هههههههههه والله موتني ضحك اضحك الله سنك

 

[quonulleymn]

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In regards to styling and fashion, this spring is all about possessing entertaining. Experimenting with all sorts of colours, textures and resources is the very best technique to preserve up with all the tendencies. And on the subject of trying new designs, absolutely nothing is much more suitable than bringing the old back to life and making it brand new! This short article displays you which are the best strategies to wear men's vintage t-shirts and just how to turn them right into a ideal seem for spring.Vintage t-shirts are obviously an all-time favourite when it comes to men's fashion for many motives. They are versatile and quickly adaptable to fundamentally any event, they are able to be paired with just about any variety of trousers or footwear, they make an unique and one of a kind look, and may be each sport and good at the same time.Pop culture tees are an absolute have to for just about any wardrobe! Fun and creative, they are a perfect match to get a uncomplicated pair of jeans with some trainers and might be worn for an every day unpretentious look. You'll be able to often opt for a single of Andy Warhol's famous prints to get a bold and artistic seem, even though a traditional message this kind of as "Frankie says relax" or "Don't fret, be happy" make any vintage t-shirt lively and cheerful.

 

[quonulleymn]

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In terms of fashion, Males are quiet involved but not as showy like females. They hide their individual style wish. Actually? Yes, its very like that but not intends for all guys... Some males are showy as well but it specials on distinct trend which they've possess. You will find handful of males who have their style consciousness which they're showy sufficient like females in currently being possessive in terms of style types, trend layouts, fashion lifestyle, and style trends. I am not speaking on the designs, certainly males designs are showy for their style way of life mainly because its their profession. Let's make an exception to those style models. Let's talk with regards to the fashion with the masses, trend of popular those that gives an identity of how does a specific trend trends are known as IN. Men's trend consciousness are widespread to teens or boys. They can be conscious on what they put on and what style do they depict. Within this stage of view, the fashion desires of males are dwells on what does the in demand fashion life style are covered around the globe of trend. Fashionista is frequent only for ladies fashioner. Fashionista are individuals girls and some fashion designers within the character on the homos who definitely engage about the development and depicting types of trend trends. If we talk on men's fashion, we bargains not simply within the fashion as clothing line is concern. Men's style depicts variety of items that dwells on the way of life of every guys. Although ladies fashion pertains in distinct issues also but not as focus to the style life-style like in men do.